Oh dear! Please don't jump in joy and go pee!
And yes, I'm trying to rhyme
So this'll end with the word "time".
Here's a virtual card from you to me,
Oh dear! Please don't jump in joy and go pee! And yes, I'm trying to rhyme So this'll end with the word "time".
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I've been noticing how quickly all these different people are adopting pets at the Pet Center. Soooo, I decided to check out the stats of the site. And I'm amazed!! That is SO epic, guys! I saw the page views and was like, "Okay, that makes sense. People must have came back numerous times in the day." And some did. But knowing that 228 different people came on July 25. . . that's cool. I mean, 228!!! I hope that's what "unique visitors" mean. If not, don't burst my bubble, I'm on top of the world right now! (Wow, I just used two idioms in one sentence.) I. MUST. THANK. YOU. You guys are so great! You gals are so great! You Jazzlers are so great! YOU ALL ARE SO GREAT. I never thought I'd have that many people come to this site! I thought I was a one-man band here, and I always expected I was just entertaining the few three or four people that visited on the weekend. But dang!!! Over 200 people? Someone pinch me! (But not that hard. I'm quite sensitive when it comes to pinches.) Thank you thank you thank you! I would hug each and every one of you just to say my thanks! THANK YOU! It's been a little over 2 years already, and it has been so much fun. And there will be more fun on the way! Sooo. . . *awkward silence* LET'S WATCH A VIDEO SORTA LIKE THIS WHOLE THING EXCEPT WITH NIGAHIGA BUT TALKING ABOUT VIDEOS AND YOUTUBE AND SIX YEARS OF HIM BUT IT KINDA APPLIES SO LET'S WATCH!!!!! Peace, guys!! Thanks so much! I'm gonna put this on all the tags so everyone can see!
Today, we will be talking about:
~the show MAD on Cartoon Network ~rude people on the adopting page ~me totally owning those rude people ~Kristen Stewart cheating on Rob Pattinson So, first up, MAD! My brother literally just showed me this. It's a show on Cartoon Network. It's like asdf movies, except it makes sense and has better cartoons. It's pretty funny, considering the fact I'm not a Cartoon Network gal. Now, rude people at the Pet Center. 2 people so far have adopted pets with stupid names, "Buttface" and "Pee". Just know that. . . I TOTALLY OWNED YOUR BUTTS!!!! Okay, so this is what I said to their faces. To "Buttface", I killed him with kindness and curiosity: "btw, I like your name. I feel like calling you Bootyface. I wonder if you have a butt chin." And to "Pee", I killed him with innocence/sarcasm: "You accidentally put "Pee" as your name! I fixed that for you! After all, "l" is right next to "p" on the keyboard! You even spelled Angel's name wrong; it's not "qngel". Silly person, can't even type correctly! You must be humiliated!" So, Lee and Bootyface, if that's YOU . . . then I strongly dislike you and I command you stop it immediately!!!! And now for some cheeeeeaaaataaaaas in the hiz house!!!! Kristen Stewart was getting all "intimate" with someone who's name does not rhyme with "Tob Lattinson"!!! Yep, she's a cheaterrrrrrr!!! (Ohhhh boy, better go tell me bestie Whitskit!!!) Go read all about it here! Oh, if you guys want to see a little bit of what MAD has to offer, go here! PEACE! Hey peeps! If you ever fall in love, dress up as an aquatic creature, walk up to the person you love, and say: "Mermaid for each other." Ahahahahahahha! Get it? Mermaid for each other?? Mermaid? We're made? Sorry, I had to type that first before I forgot it! XD Why do I sincerely find this funny??! Anyway, on to the meat of the post! First off, the Colorado shooting. I only know of this through my family. (Know that sometimes my family doesn't always have the facts straight.) It was the midnight premiere of The Dark Knight Rises, right? Well, basically, some dude went in the theater in costume, and shot at least 70 people. Then escaped. 12 have passed away. This is unfortunate. Batman disapproves. Now to the lighter stuff! Now for some fluffy chocolate mousse! (And no, I didn't spell "mouse" wrong. - . -) I just read the latest magazine news thingy from Parade. I love this magazine news thingy! I was first introduced to it by my GATE (which stands for great, awesome, totally-cool education [just kidding, haha]) teacher. She showed us this one: It was awesome sauce. Oh, right! The fluffy chocolate mousse I was gonna tell you! Well, the mag's main focus is the Summer Olympics! WHOOOOO!!! (funny, I'm more of a Winter Olympics person) And it had fun facts about the Olympics. It was quite pleasurable reading that. That's how spammers talker. No spamming, you weenies! I also enjoyed listening to some of the anthems online. (The Philippines anthem is there. Jazelyn approves.) And dearie, the Kenya anthem was great! But now for the REAL DIRT. I'm talking about MUD CAKE Y'ALL! Okay, guys. This is the real deal. dirt (to deal) girt girl dirl dial deal!! I didn't even know 2 of the words were real. :D Well, now for the dirt: *drumrollllllllllll drumrolllllllllll drumrollllll* And here it is! YOPLAIT CHANGED THEIR LOOK!!! (Seriously, if you didn't see that huge text before the drumroll, I don't know what's wrong with you!!) But really. Yoplait. You're my babies. Don't change. I saw the new look the other day in Walmart and I involuntarily turned into one of those small kids that starts crying over weird things. (I'm exaggerating.) Look at this. I just can't take that. It's too much!!!!! It's too big of a buffet! Eh. I think that's enough pics for one post. Peace.
Nope, I don't mean the game on this page! I'm talking about this: I got two--count 'em, TWO-- things from there. Expo brand Dry Erase Markers! LOW ODOR INK!!! Yeah, I'm not that excited either. :D I got a dry erase board calendar for my last birthday, so just stocking up on markers. "Store in horizontal position when not in use." Am I the only person my age that still doesn't remember the difference between horizontal and vertical? I had to search online to know what it meant. Horizontal equals side to side, vertical equals up and down. Um, right?? Aaaaand, Goody brand black bobby pins! (here's a suckish photo with a suckish manicure and a not-suckish journal. NOT FOR SALE!) Bobby pins are total FAH-SHE-YONE (fashion) basics. And the last/first time I wore one was when I was about 7 years old. Yep. My first pack of bobby pins. I should put this blog under "special days", lol.
Hey! I learned that you can straighten a bobby pin and use the round end to use as a dotting tool for nail polish! (Oh, my bobby pin BABY!!) *thunder boom lightning BOOM* Did you hear that? It's thunda, baybee! (Or maybe a large trash can landed on the rooftop. No biggie. . .) Another one of those summer storms? *sigh* I'm tired of the hail coming in from the doggy door! I know it's drizzling outside at least, ugh. Oh! Do you know what we should all do? Cuddle with a blanket *cough, forever alone*, watch a movie, and drink some watermelon-flavored Minute Maid! (Apparently, there is such thing. Wowza.) I've been seeing vistaprint.com ads on TV. And I felt like playing around a bit! Heh heh. . . Vistaprint. By the way, the website is real!
I think I found the best little vid of the show I was talking about. It's only, like, one clearly audible curse in there. . . Please don't watch if you're not mature. Or around little kids. Or something. Warning: I am not responsible for any. . . emotional crap of anyone! Or something! So be mature! I have a some gifs to show you! I used this awesome gif site to find them. I really like the second one cuz' the kitty's so cute! But yeah. And the fourth one. I haven't seen it, it must be new. Oh, and the last one, cuz' you weren't expecting that right? For the penguin to have that sneak attack and a penguin that was planning a sneak attack against him!!! That was epic. Oh, and the funny thing is that most of them are just loading ones. And you could just be waiting. But yeah, the second one is cool, I guess. Haha. > . <
Yeah, well, those are all the gifs! Tell me what you think! Haha! Please excuse my bad English, me no speak Americano. Lollz, kidding! But to get serious, I have links!!!!
http://seawitchery.tumblr.com/post/4070384205: This is a link to a fun little game. When you scroll down, you'll see a huge... thing. Click all or some of the blocks to make a pretty retro song! http://www.playauditorium.com/: This is Auditorium. Auditorium is a game where you drag buttons to move a music flow in the right direction. Sounds hard? Well, it won't be too hard once you get the use of it. Now, click the links and have fun! Take this Quiz tofind out who you are if you were in JazelynWorld!! Keep track of your answers! 1. Your mom is going shopping, and you have the choice to go with her. a. Hmmm..... I'll go ONLY if I can bring something to keep yourself busy and not choosing what to buy. But still, what a bore!! b. I will never go. That's the last place I'd wanna go today!! Really, I'd rather play video games at home. c. I can't wait. Don't you love the mall? d. I'm driving her to the mall. Maybe follow her around or drop her off and go somewhere else. You're certainly not spending money. e. Sure! If she buys me something Twilight related... 2. Sigh. The power's out, it's nighttime, and the only light you have is from a tiny lantern. What will you do before the power is back? a. Do everything to forget the black out. Read books, play my DS, scribble in a journal... b. Well, I can't play my PS3 or XBox 360. I guess I'll text someone or finish homework. c. I can't do much now. I had a ton of work to do involving electricity. d. Sleep. It's perfect because there's no noise or light to bother you. e. I dunno, run around or something. Or play Hide and Seek in the dark with my siblings. 3. What's your dream? a. So, Ronald McDonald was throwing stuff at a crowd and... Oh wait. You mean the other kind of dream? Well, I'd like to be a writer. b. I dunno, I could do something involving music. c. I want to have a business and... and... be happy. Or become an actress. d. There's not much. I'm pretty satisfied with myself right now. e. Oh, I'll do whatever my friend'll do! 4. If you were a movie you'd be a... a. What is this? Some dating questionnaire or somethin'? Anyways, I'd be a comedy. b. Action. c. suspense. Stuff with FBI and explosions. d. mix. Everything seems interesting! e. Um, other. 5. What to watch... The remote is now yours! You shall watch... a. Disney Channel or American Idol. There's nothing to watch! b. One of my recordings or The Office. c. QVC! In other words, the shopping channel. d. A show of my national tongue or a movie. e. Anything! 6. What animal would describe you? a. Candy Loving Puppy! b. Rich Hippo! c. Party Penguin! d. Tired Ant! e. Awkward Ostrich! 7. Your favorite video game(s) is/are... a. DS games- Rhythm Heaven and Professor Layton games PS3 games- LittleBigPlanet 1 and 2 b. XBox 360 games- Halo, Call of Duty, any gun game!! Computer games- World of WarCraft c. Video games rot your brain. d. You waste time with video games. e. PS3 games- Little Big Planet 1 and 2 8. It's almost 6:30, the time you're supposed to be at dance practice, and your parents still haven't picked you up from your friend's house. What do you do? a. Continue hanging out, but get ready. b. Continue hanging out. Why ruin the fun? c. Call them. Hey, forgot about me?! d. Get worried and pour all your feelings on your friend. e. Let all your opinions in the car. Don't wanna explode in front of my friend! 9. Last question. Are you ready? a. Um, yes. Is that the question? Why aren't there 10 questions? b. Whatever. c. Of course. d. *silence* e. Sure...? 10. Did you honestly think the last one was really the last one? Well, what are your fave colors? a. Purple, blue, and yellow. b. Blue, green, and black. c. Pink! d. Green. e. Red, blue, and purple. AnswersIf you answered mostly A's, Witty and funny, always ready! You're just like Jazelyn! Are you a blue and purple lover just like me? You're really unique and you are known for being funny and creative! If you answered mostly B's, You're the human party! Everyone loves you, and you're quite the video game lover! You're the star of attention for being you! If you answered mostly C's, You're super patient and nice. You have brains, all right! You love pink, you'll wear it at work! Speaking of work, your job needs to be something you actually enjoy. If you answered mostly D's, You're quiet and loves a good story. You work hard, so you spend all your other time with friends and family. What a sweetie! If you answered mostly E's, You enjoy life and love the good stuff it has to offer. You're witty and stick to your best friend!
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