I'm Getting MARRIED??!

This story might be too creepy/crazy/stupid for you to handle. Read on with caution.

DISCLAIMER: The following story is
100% from a dream.

It all started with my mom giving me a dress and saying, "You're getting married!"

A few seconds into the dream, and I'm already freaked out. I wasn't even given the traditional fancy elegant dress, it was more a cocktail dress. O_o

But anyway, I was forced to wear it, and then go to school with it on. School and marriage are two words that should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

go together. And I was freaked out for all the right reasons, because when I entered the classroom at school, MY CLASSMATES WERE WEARING DRESSES AND TUXES.

WHAT. IN THE ACTUAL. HECK.

I WAS GOING TO MARRY ONE OF MY CLASSMATES.

Caaaaaalllm downnnnn, it's just a dream, whew. . .

So it's already crazy times 300 thousand, and I realize the teacher will partner us up. Literally. Partnering us. Eternally. In the name of love.

Yes, crazy time 300 thousand plus 1.5 million crazy plus the amount of crazy that comes up next.

The teacher tells us that some guys won't be paired up because they already know who in that class they want to marry.

LET ME REITERATE THIS.

CERTAIN GUYS IN THIS CLASS DO NOT NEED THE TEACHER'S HELP PARTNERING UP BECAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW WHO THEY WANT TO PARTNER UP WITH.

And then I guess the crazy was just too much to handle because I woke up. You're probably shaking your head right now saying, "Mmm, it's just a dream. You're not marrying anyone, and no one is marrying anyone else. YOU'RE 13, GUURL!" But trust me, I get it's a dream. It just freaks me out. . . Possibilities and all. That people I know might be entirely convinced they will marry me. It's the same with you, too. And it just might happen.

YOU might spend the rest of your life with the person sitting next to you in class or work or the food court of a mall. And I find that amazingly scary.