Did you just call me a b**ch? Well, bitch is a type of dog, & dogs bark, & bark are on trees, & trees are a part of nature, & nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment.
I saw this joke on the Internet:
Did you just call me a b**ch? Well, bitch is a type of dog, & dogs bark, & bark are on trees, & trees are a part of nature, & nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment.
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In preschool, high school is the hugest school you've ever seen! When you're in elementary school, some people think the same as kindergartners (they're excited to be "old"), & some elem kids think, So, high school is just sticky counters, guys almost growing mustaches, & girls almost as short as me?? And surprisingly, everything smells like cookies. What's surprising is that a elementary kid like me knows all of that. I didn't even know I knew that! Oh, by the way, I'm not trying to be a know-it-all! I don't want to be know-it-all...
We (my mom, bro, & I) went to Arbor View High School for my brother's meet n' greet thingy. Then we went to Blockbuster to return a movie. We got Madden 11 for my brother! We also ate otuside then we went to Fresh n' Easy. It was so hot, & I was sweating like... well, not sweating like crazy, just like average. I've been in Nevada for 7 years, so we're kinda used to the weather, even when it's 104 degrees! So when we went to San Francisco in the summer, it felt... cold. +giggles+ No kidding, right? :D Oh, by the way, I have a dad. And yes, he's still in our family. He was just busy today. So when you hear me talking about my mom, bro, & I, don't think my dad is just out of the "family picture" everytime!
When you had a hard day at school & you're fighting at home with your parents, I suggest that you go in your room, turn off anything noisy, & dance. Come on, you KNOW you wanna! :D
Ellohay. I'mway onnagay eachtay ouyay owhay otay peaksay igpay atinlay! Here's what you do: you bring the 1st letter of a word & bring it at the end of the word. Then add "ay". So example:
hard ---> ardhay But, if the word starts with a vowel (a, e, i, o, u, & sometimes y), you just add "way" at the end of the word! Another example: orange ---> orangeway By the way, I DID NOT MAKE THIS LANGUAGE UP! I think it's real! Well, bye! I'm leaving...*YAWN*...& never going back!! Ok, I guess I'm probably coming back. My ninong is fat... Sorry, my ninong wanted me to sa that here. My ninong is fat...
Tomorrow we're leaving I think!! OHHHH NOOOO!!! Soo, I'll just say one thing: Dun....dun...DUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!! See, that's the dramtic music in commercials & junk. Dun...dun...DUUUUNNNN!!!!!!! Heh heh heh!
I'm in San Francisco, & it's AWESHUM!!!! Well, yeah. When we went to my Tita Deli's house, people were coming in, like my cousins Kathleen & Joanne, and then they were saying my laugh was hilarious, so they started laughing like me, all loud & obnoxious! (They weren't obnoxious to me, I just thought to other people it would be obnoxious.) Then they were asking my brother questions, like, "Is Shteven (Steven) still your friend? Who's Shtrica (Tricia)? Do you have a Twitter account? Oh, you have a Facebook account? Can you add me as a friend?" Then here comes funny stuff: My mom was talking that my bro was accepted in a magnet school, which was special, but he wanted to go in the normal, high school. Then Joanne was like, "Special school??" Then we laughed, "Is Shteven in the shpecial school?" Cuz' I mean.... "Special school"... "Special" can also mean... different. Or crazy. XD Later that night my cheeks hurt. :D Oh, & Kathleen was always announcing when she had to go poop. Ha, you don't know my family.
So after a lot of "Are we in California yet"s, we arrived in California! So we ate at Jack in the Box for lunch (by the way, LOVE the curly fries) & there was a hobo in there. Right in front of me. He was eating some orange stuff, that I believe was mashed up orange yam & drinking some tropical flavored juice from the carton. Anyways, I am SO tired. Yes, a person can be tired from sitting on a leather chair for 7 or 8 hours. So, lemme introduce my aunt, uncle, & cousins: That's pretty much all you need to know for now about my relatives!
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