So listen to all this pretty music, my little flowers. If you're up to the challenge. . .
I'm been sort of obsessed with Disney and Dreamworks ever since I started writing the fic who shall not be named, aka something no one else will ever read. (Why did I decide to write something with four characters I technically knew nothing about?) I've been reading scripts, watching movies and clips, listening to soundtracks, the whole shebang. And I'm actually enjoying it.
So listen to all this pretty music, my little flowers. If you're up to the challenge. . .
I have a break from all work for a whole week and I'm ready to STAY INDOORS! Oh, you thought I was going to say party? Don't be ridiculous!
It's been forever since I've updated this site and it's horrible! I might as well hire my dog to headbutt the keyboard and post it here. Well, now to update. Here's some
I went to Disneyland! alsdjfhksaldfh It was amazing! It was for a choir trip on the 5th, and we may have only got second place, but I got to really bond with my classmates. And ohmyglob, World of Color! The fireworks lit up the whole place at night, I LOOOOVED it! And I got these really cute sequin Minnie ears. Memories. . .
So yo. Like, all my favorite artists have these STUPID good songs! Burning Bridges by OneRepublic? My jam! Human by Christina Perri? My other jam! I have so! many! JAMS! And the acoustic of Warning Sign by Coldplay isn't new, but it's still my JAM!
Also, I'm surprised I forgot to tell you guys: I'm learning how to play the piano! Nothing fancy, to teachers, just YouTube tutorials for different songs! I can play Falling Slowly by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova, and I'm trying to learn Spell by Marie Digby. *so excited*
How're you guys doin? You feelin' funky fresh? You feelin' swaggy? I hope you are! How was your April Fools'? I didn't get majorly fooled, did you?
I'm gonna make the whole world deaf with all of your screams, doo dalla doo dalla dooo~
Ah, there's nothing better than a High School Musical 2 reference. . .
Anyway, my last day of school is on June 5! This totally calls for a countdown widget!
Oh, I love this huge countdown! There was a default picture of a girl in summer garb, but I chose to do ^this^ because the pic would get blurry if I made it larger than 100 pixels. . .
Oi, do I sound like a nerd when I say 100 pixels? I dunno, I sound like I know what I'm talking about. xD
Let me explain the schedule here:
Today is the 25th. I have no school on the 27th because of Memorial Day. Other than that, the week is normal. Then the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of June are when I take my finals, which are half days. The 5th is the last day of school.
That equals almost 11 days until summer break right at this moment, but technically there's 5 and a half days left of actual school.
5 AND A HALF DAYS!!! Summer is so close! I feel like it's so far away!
Even though it's almost the end of the year, I still have one last project to do. "It's a pamphlet," Mrs. Martin says, but I'm getting the project vibe more. Anyway, I'm gonna make it the most fantabulous project a teacher has laid their eyes on. It's for The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton, and I might even post some pics on here once I'm done. CUZ' IT WILL LOOK AWESOME. I'm just really excited for it, chya know?
And if you're wondering what I'm doing for summer, I know that fo sho my fam's going to the Philippines! We're celebrating my brother and my birthdays, fo sho. I really hope I have the chance to update this site, cuz' I have the feeling I'll be really busy having fun. Which is a good thing, but you know I love to talk to you guys during the summer. But I'm not spending my whole time at the Philippines. So I might have a bunch of time to blog all day, err day. . . unless I go to this program my teacher recommended me for. . .
Arg! I'm so busy!! Having fun!!! Exclamation point!!!!!!!!!
I'm thinking this summer will involve lots of traveling. Fun, fun, fun!
So what's up with you guys? Comment me your summer plans! Small round green vegetables!
Remember when Beyonce's "Halo" was known to be copied from Kelly Clarkson's "Already Gone"? As if that's not the only pair of songs to be similar.
I've once pondered, yes, PONDERED, if the world will ever run out of new music. After all, a lot of songs today seem too monotonous. Turns out I wasn't the only one who thought this.
So, basically, no. But that doesn't mean artists are gonna try to find their own music. Here's some stuff vsauce recommended and I followed.
The Axis of Awesome created 4 Chords, a music video showing how plenty of songs use the same four chords.
Oh, my gawd. When Time to Say Goodbye came up, I started laughing hysterically.
Next, Sounds Just Like. Here's some of my fave song pairs that sound similar.
David Guetta's "When Love Takes Over" with Coldplay's "Clocks"
Taylor Swift's "Haunted" with Coldplay's "The Scientist"
Green Day's "Waiting" with Petula Clark's "Downtown" (Why this one? Cuz' I want to.)
The Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony" with the Rolling Stones' "The Last Time"
Yep, that's all! And, uh, what am I forgetting? Oh, that's right.
I hope you guys are enjoying your deep-fried turkey (that's not fattening) while reading this post! Small round green vegetables!
Are we actually doing the prom? Yes. Yes we are. What if I'm the only one there? Oh, who cares, I'll par-tayyy by myself!! It'll be cray cray.
Okay guys, thanks to my never-ending ideas and crazyness, we're having a prom. (Still crazy.)
What: It's an Internet-y, virtual prom!
When: Saturday, August 18, 2012, all day
Where: The prom will be hosted right here on this site! Maybe on this blog, maybe on another page, but we'll see.
Who: Everyone is invited! All you need is internet connection!
Why: This is all just for fun! I'm still on summer vacation, so why not host a get-together for all my fellow websiters?
Frequently Asked Questions. . . Kinda:
Q: I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
A: That wasn't really a question, but I'll still clear some stuff up for you. Here on this site, on Saturday, we're having a little get-together on the Internet! It's virtual. You can come completely anonymous, or as a websiter, or whatever. If you come, you can talk to other people, listen to music and jam out on your computer!!!!
Q: Can I bring my Auntie Em?
A: You can bring anyone and everyone! So yes! Oh, and bring Uncle Georgie, too!!
Q: Do I need to bring anything?
A: Nope! Just yourself and your party-going attitude!
Q: Do I have to dress up?
A: No, no one will be technically seeing you at the prom. But I guess you can dress up and look pretty for yourself. XD
Q: Will Jazelyn be there?
A: Of course! Maybe not all day, but I'll definitely be there.
Wow, guys! This morning, I never knew I was gonna make a prom! Well, hope you guys come!
You guys know how I check the site stats from time to time. And usually I'm blown away from how big the numbers are. And so I checked the stats today. . . and I only had 17 people come yesterday. Like, 200 to 17? I am outraged!!! I might as well just SHUT DOWN MY SITE!!!!!!!!!
I just love doing that. No, I never got 17 visitors the other day, and I'm definitely not shutting down the site anytime soon. Even if I did get 17 visitors.
Well, today, I checked the oddly scary "Unique Visitors" page. From my knowledge, I'm guessing it counts all the different visitors that come to the site. And lookie here:
That's, like, unbelievable. That's almost as believable as songs today not being autotuned to death. That's CRAY CRAY.
Today so far, we had 312 people come to the site. Is that correct? Is there something WRONG WITH ME??! Am I like some tourist attraction? Am I that lady that lives in a shoe house, or am I a huge ball of thread or something??
Maybe I have no idea what "unique visitors" means and I'm just prancing on Cloud 9 just for the fun of it. Huh.
Well, thanks guys. Can't thank you enough. Well, actually, I can thank you enough, I'm getting a feeling that you guys are getting sick of it. Just tell me in the comments if I'm boring you to death with thank you blog posts and stuff you don't like! Haha! Well, I mean, I most be doing something right if there's so many of you coming.
~not being a random tween girl
~finding everything myself (countdowns, fortune cookies, newsletter services, weebly, yada yada. . .)
~creating new ideas (mood faces, anime, numerous blogs, site reviews, yada yada. . .)
~being totally nice to everyone
~giving out all the details
~plus wayyyyyy more. . .
But you know, let's not get cocky here. Let's just have, ya know, an epic dance party to showcase everything I have to offer. Let's just have. . . a website prom.
. . .Ohmigosh, no.
No, I did not just get an accidental idea by using sarcasm.
But it's such a good idea. . .
Can't control myself. . . Argh, gotta make a website prom. . .
Saturday, all day! WEBSITE PROM! Want all the details? Stay tuned! Everyone is welcome, if you have a website or not! Just as long as you have internet connection, y'all!!!! (Wow, can't believe I'm doing this. Cray cray.)
*gasp* Flyers!!! WE NEED FLYERS. *inhuman growl* I know! Let's go around all the awesome sites, and hang up flyers!! Yes, yes, this is awesome sauce! But it's still crazy!!!!!
We can do it!!!! SEE YOU GUYS LATER!
I was watching the new vsauce video today when I thought, "Huh. I feel like sharing this."
First up: Have you ever fell asleep watching a movie? Well, go to this "hilariously useless" site! Pick different movie starts in the "Select the DVD" menu, and imagine yourself falling asleep!
Next: Feeling down? Go to this site, where you get never-ending hugs from different people!
Lastly: Pointing is rude. Unless you're talking about this site! Move your cursor on your screen, keep it there, and a picture will come up that points at your pointer!
That's it! ENJOY!
On this day, I'll finally listen to what's been calling mee!! All it takes, is letting go of whatever people think of mee!! Thi-i-is way, I'll stand out and break away to be freeee!! Happiness is what I can't live without, it's time to STAND OUT!!!!!!!
I swear, I feel like I'm the only one here that watched Rags on Nickelodeon. I REGRET. . . SOMETHING!!
Anyway, today is National Lighthouse Day. It's a wonderful day to celebrate a huge thing on the water that is usually used in on-the-sea horror movies.
I'm not a perfect perrrrsonnnnn, there's many things I wish I didn't doooooo. . . Wait, that's the lyrics, right? Oh em gee, I love the harmony on the chorus! I lub harmonies. While everyone does their lackluster melody, I make HARMONIES!!! Notice how the word "monies" is in that word? It's because my harmonies are BANK, if ya know what I mean. However, most people just think I'm tone deaf. . . I'm not tone deaf, guys, lol. I got a solo part in my choir! WHAT NOW???!! *sparkly fingers*
Oh, right. Happy National Lighthouse Day.
Hey guys! Who wants to go through another rundown? Well, this one is all about my day. So basically, you don't have a choice. MUAHAHAHAHA! (Oh, and since I seriously use parentheses way too much [see, I'm using them right now! And even brackets!], the tiny text in between words are just little snippets of my thoughts. [And the smaller texts are like brackets. And the underlined tiny words are like the parentheses inside the brackets, shya-know??] Cuz' I get so distracted sometimes. . .)
Well, my dog, which is also the site's pet Daisy, had to go the vet. Aaand, the doctor needed some urine samples. That's right, I'm talking about pee! After all, everyone pees. I think. Do some people have unusually large bladders? Sorry if you do and I just offended you. But, my dog was being stubborn and wouldn't pee, so she kept Daisy at the hospital while my mom and I had a Girls Day Out. My mommy and I love going out and buying stuff. Yes, I'm voluntarily talking like a five-year-old. Oh wait, five-year-olds don't talk like that, with those iPads. They probably learned how to use HTML before me. Ya know, I was alive when people still used the Gameboy, kiddies. I think there's a broken one in the family van. We went to the bank. Yugggghhh, I don't like banks. So dreary. I should make my own bank, called Jazzlers International. The employees will be paying me to work, because it's way more fun than work. Hey, I know you're thinking I don't understand the value of money. I understand com-puh-LEET-ly. Kinda. And HomeGoods. Ohmigosh, I love looking at furniture! I was like a kid at the candy store. I was touching all the colorful stuff and sitting on all the chairs. . . I don't think my mom was as excited as me. After all, I was the one that enjoyed looking at pretty soap dispensers. Oh hey, I was watching a video where there was this soap dispenser that turns liquid soap into foam. Except most of the bottle was filled with water. Money saver, ahhhh!!! Wait, is the brand "HomeGoods" one word or two? I feel too lazy to search it up on the Internet. And Burger King. Ya know when you're so full, you're afraid to stand up straight and jut out your tummy cuz' it momentarily grew, like, two sizes and also cuz' it kinda hurts? I haven't been that full in a l-o-n-g time. Even when my family and I went to buffets, I never ate that much where it hurt to walk, lol. And Office Depot. Depot. Dee-po. Da po-po!!! *mimics siren sound* Step away from the elderly lady! *gasp*, I love testing out all the pens! And then drawing a suckish picture of my face. When I drew a silly pic of myself holding a giant pen, my mom said, "Oh, you shouldn't draw yourself there because someone might copy your face. . . and steal it, or something." And then I got all defensive and hissed, "Do you really think my face looks EXACTLY LIKE THAT??!" Tsk, tsk. And then we went back to the vet. They were supposed to have pee from my dog by 6:45 pm. It was almost 7 pm when they called. And guess what, my dog didn't pee at all!!! The whole day outside, all the butt-burns from leather car seats left in the sun--ALL A BIG BUST!!!! Heh heh. Bust. When we walked outside to our car with Daisy, she peed in the bushes. Greeeeaaat.
Wow, that was a hee-uge rundown. ARGH HOW DO I EVEN CONCENTRATE IN SCHOOL?? I ONCE RANDOMLY STARED AT A BUSH FOR A MINUTE.
Awww, who's my Daisy dog?? WHO'S MY DAISY DOG???! Go to your daddy! No, not your mommy. . . Ohmigosh, you're so soft! Mom, she's so soft! Mom! Mom! Hey Mom! She's so soft! Feel her, she's so soft! Mom! Why don't you listen to me??! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OLYMPICS ANYMORE!!! Ugh! . . . See, I told you she was soft.
That's how distracted I get. I look to my left, see my dog, and start yelling throughout the house. And then I look back at my laptop. And write about everything.
Small round green vegetables! (Peace, get it? You better, I'll be saying that for a while now.)
So, on Tuesday, I'm going on a little trip to *mumble mumble*! Oh, didn't catch that? I'm going to *mumble mumble*. Yeah, that's right, I'm not telling you. But it's gonna be soooo fun. I'm gonna go swimming and have fun and play video games and have fun. Those are your first clues: I'm going to a place that has water and game consoles. So basically, you still have no idea where I'm going.
COOL BEANS!!!! Or hot beans. If you like your beans served warm.
Omg, I love saying that! I had to do an experiment about lima bean growth affected by heat. And my group members weren't sure how to name the experiment. And I came up with, "Cool Beans. . . Or Hot Beans?" The title didn't stick, but one of the group members and I kept exclaiming "Cool beans! . . . Or hot beans!" whenever we had the chance. And now I use the "Cool beans, or hot beans. If you like your beans served warm" quote everywhere. In emails, in comments. . . in blog posts.
Hey doods!!! (I like spelling "dudes" like that.) Did you know Randomthingyz has a chatroom? You can go here and chat it up.
HYYYAAAA! EEZA BAH-DYAAAAA!!!!!! HOI ZE BAH DOHHHH! HOOKA DA EEE-YOOO!!!!!
That was me pretending I was in a jungle, swinging on a vine, singing incoherent words loudly. I can't believe how distracted I get someti--Oh look, a marker. I FEEL LIKE PROFESSIONALLY SIGNING SOMETHING!!!!
Minutes later. . .
Guess I get a little carried away. Wait. . .
More minutes than expected. . .
*yawn* I'm bored. Peace!
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