Mom: Is it me, or is it dark outside?
Me: They're called "clouds", Mom. They move, and sometimes, they go in front of the sun!
With my brother:
Bro: So what is it you wanted to tell me?
Me: Oh, well, your birthday is July 24th, right?
Me: Well, July 24th is Cousins' Day, so you have to celebrate our cousins, but our cousins have cousins, which is us, which includes me, so you have to celebrate me, too.
Bro: . . . No.
Why the random post? Who knows!