Inner quirky yet annoying self: Orange
Camera man is with us. He has the evidence that inner quirky yet annoying self is EVIL!
Let me out of this thing!!!!!
NO! (to camera) Hey. I just trapped Jazelyn in a fake soda machine. I planned everytime someone wanted Coke, they wouldn't get Coke, no, they'd get a piece of Jazelyn's arm! HAHAHAHA!!!
If you don't open this door, I'M TELLIN' MOM!
Puh-LEESE! Telling mom was in the olden days! Oh, heeyyy! You know what's fun to say? Yepperoni pizza & cheezers & awesometatiousful! Oh, & billabong ding dong day!!!!
If you don't release me, I'm gonna knock this dang torture box down!
Ohmygosh, you weren't kidding, huh?
Speaking of 4, wouldn't it be cool to see a chicken with 4 legs?!
Pee & 3 rhyme!
*camera fizzes out, no picture or sound is coming*
*camera man turns on camera*
The soda machine is gone. Inner quirky yet annoying self is gone. Camera man walks out of Jazelyn's house and finds a soda machine about to be thrown away. Inside the machine we hear...
You can't throw me away!! I'm a somewhat human being!
*Jazelyn smiles to self, camera watching*
The deed is done.
*Jazelyn walks away, still smiling*