Inner quirky yet annoying self: Orange
Camera man is with us. He has the evidence that inner quirky yet annoying self is EVIL!
Let me out of this thing!!!!!
NO! (to camera) Hey. I just trapped Jazelyn in a fake soda machine. I planned everytime someone wanted Coke, they wouldn't get Coke, no, they'd get a piece of Jazelyn's arm! HAHAHAHA!!!
If you don't open this door, I'M TELLIN' MOM!
Puh-LEESE! Telling mom was in the olden days! Oh, heeyyy! You know what's fun to say? Yepperoni pizza & cheezers & awesometatiousful! Oh, & billabong ding dong day!!!!
If you don't release me, I'm gonna knock this dang torture box down!
Oooh, scaaaaa-ryyyy.
5....
Ohmygosh, you weren't kidding, huh?
4....
Speaking of 4, wouldn't it be cool to see a chicken with 4 legs?!
3....
Pee & 3 rhyme!
2.....
To what?
1!
Bang!
*camera fizzes out, no picture or sound is coming*
*camera man turns on camera*
The soda machine is gone. Inner quirky yet annoying self is gone. Camera man walks out of Jazelyn's house and finds a soda machine about to be thrown away. Inside the machine we hear...
You can't throw me away!! I'm a somewhat human being!
*Jazelyn smiles to self, camera watching*
The deed is done.
*Jazelyn walks away, still smiling*
THE END!