That was a song. Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler, anyone? Here, read the lyrics above to your parents and see if they know it. If they do, ask them in a really creepy voice, "SING IT FOR MEEEEEE."
Now who know's if Bonnie Tyler is left handed? Because guess what--today is Left Hander's Day! Lefties got it hard. They sometimes need different tools than righties. But it's okay, it's LHD! They take the day with their dominant left hand! HAHA!