OHHHHMIGOSH I'M SO HUNGRY I HAVEN'T EATEN IN TEEEENNNN HOURS
Need food. . . I'm trapped in an iceberg somewhere in Asia. . . I'm falling in and out of consciousness. . . Someone help meee!
*20 minutes later*
Okay, never mind. But oh em gee, sugar from the vitamins I had is stuck in the back of my throat!!!! Not-so-fun fact: Sugar doesn't taste sweet when it's lodged in your esophagus.
Oh hey, did you know there's such thing as an "Old Age Gene"? Like, if you have this gene, then you could live up to 100 years. I guess it would be a good thing to live for that long, but wouldn't it get kinda boring being retired and just sitting and watching reruns of old Nick shows or something? There's a "Fat Gene", too. *sigh* Science. . .
Ya know, I don't really know where I'm going with this post. But let's just go on to conversations I had with people about my horrible fashion sense!
1. Me wearing a blue shirt with a purple open front vest
Girl: Um, Jazelyn? Your clothes don't match.
Me: . . . Okay!
2. Me wearing stretchy toe socks for ballet flats
Girl: The socks aren't supposed to be showing.
3. Me wearing soft and large boots with short shorts
Me: Uhh, Mom, what do you think of this?
My mom: It's. . . okay.
Me: No, it's not. I'm taking this off.
My mom: Yeah, you probably should.
Hahhh, good times. I dress well now. :) Well, small round green vegetables!