I've never really encountered my very own haters before, until yesterday. Let me show you an email I received from an anonymous visitor. This blog post is pretty self-explanatory. (Text in italics are my thoughts.)
Name: U Suck Lollipops!! I suck lollipops. . . I've never really tasted the ones from See's Candies. . .
Email: firstname.lastname@example.org Oh em gee, that rhymes!!! And shouldn't it be "you're a poo"? Or did you actually intend it to rhyme? Hee hee, funny!!
Message: Why r u acting all self concious?! Your site isnt even big! Female dog die in a whole. Okay, here's the problem here. First off, I'm not self conscious. I don't put on makeup to be pretty, I don't buy stuff at the fancy expensive name brand, and it's not like I ever typed, "Oh em gee, I was so embarrassed of myself!" Next, I know my site isn't big. It once was REALLY big, and I felt like the people who visited thought it was messy and cluttered. You know, you don't need a big site for it to be good! I think my site is pretty decent. ^ - ^ I also revised that one word to "female dog". It was a BAAAAAD word. Also, you used the wrong "thing in the ground". It's "hole", not "whole". Unless you meant, "Female dog, die as a whole". If you meant that, then thank you. I'd like to die as a whole as well.
Do you like this site?: No Well, okay. I wouldn't put the "no" option if I didn't want to hear that someone didn't like the site! Thanks for the feedback!
Note: These are legitimate feelings I had while reading this. I felt absolutely no anger, no "oh, Imma show this guy off big time", no "lemme be the person that does this with fake kindness". I really just thought that. Okay? Okay.