Ugh, isn't summer supposed to be FUN? *yawn* I didn't even get outta town! All I can do is blog & email friends. Comment about how your summer is!
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why are Pringles curved?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
if two wrongs dont make a right, try three
whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revolving door!
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead
if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
I love randomness!!! (again)
if you were stuck on a desert island, what is something you would bring?”
A: "a boat.”
And how is that near and dear and close to your heart?”
A:“It would help me get off the desert island.”
"So what, the vampires are the good guys?" I told her about Twilight...
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and laugh"
"Taste the rainbow. Eat crayons"
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly."
"HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SPOON! DESTROY THE FORK, FOR THE FORK IS THE ENEMY OF THE SPOON REPUBLIC!"
Man, I love randomness!
For my friends, you can use your real names when you comment, just don't share any personal info, yada yada yada... So, yeah.
Bleah, boys can be so, "I'm strong, handsome, & drop- dead gorgeous!!!" Well, I guess some girls are like that, "I'm beautiful, unlike those 'wanna be's'!" Blah, blah, blah, what... cocky people!!!!! (You probably can't take me seriously when I can't insult "cocky people".)
how do u know my site, PGJ? cuz i really wanna visit someone else's site OTHER than mine. oh, & i already visited your sites. why are they about bunnies/rabbits? these are PGJ's sites:
The 1st www.jazelyn.weebly.com was accidentally deleted, so we're starting fresh! Of course when it was deleted, I was smad, ya know, sad & mad? Well actually, it's pretty cool to see how much I've accomplished already. How I accidentally deleted the website? Well, I was messin' around (yes, it is MY FAULT) by making another website. I usually delete the website I make for fun, but I think the website I make for fun should be on the bottom of the "websites you have" page (I mean, REALLY), so I deleted the one on the bottom, the one that happened to be my real website. You must be thinking, "Are you CRAZY?! Why aren't you mad?!!" Like I said, at 1st I was mad at myself, but now I'm okay. (My dad really knows how to cheer someone up. Make them watch a funny movie on Netflix!) Any questions, comments, or concerns? Comment about it. I'll answer it, even if it has NOTHING to do with this post. HAPPY BLOGGING!
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