Lol, well, Happy Early Halloween. I lubs you!
Pffff, guys! I JUST REALIZED HALLOWEEN IS ON WEDNESDAY.
I can't frikkin' wait! SOMEONE IN MY STREET SHOULD TOTES T&T WITH ME.
Lol, well, Happy Early Halloween. I lubs you!
I was at Barnes and Noble today. I found a nice book, 13 Litte Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson, so far has one curse word in it. And while I was there, I saw one of Agatha Christie's books, And Then There Were None.
Out of, like, the first six pages I read, it was good. I wish I bought it. :( Oh, and here's that pic of the first book I was talking about.
By the way, I'm using the mobile app version of Weebly. Just a btw.
Well, peeps... I'm gonna go wish I had a cupcake right now.
In case you did not know, I live in the wonderful state of Nevada. And today is
And because of that, I have no school today. Woot woot!
Anyway, in case you also did not know, I'm a Native American for Halloween! Everything's already allll planned out for when I wear it to school. It'll be fun.
However, I want some CANDYYYY. I'm 12, and it would be a little strange for someone as big as me to knock on doors, asking for candy, just me. I wonder if I could trick or treat with some friends down the street or something. . .
Anyway, here's a lil' Halloween treat for you. I don't read the Bad Girls Don't Die series, but this trailer for book number 2 is so scarily hilarious, if you know what I mean. The first time you might jump in your seat, the second time you'll want to just see the scary part, and the third time you'll just shrug it off.
Ahahah. . . Heh heh. . .
Well. . . Happy 5-Day-Early Halloween.
I thought up a bunch of things I could put in a post. Here are those things.
Sooo, I wrote this site's url on my school binder and my friend, Haydan, saw it. I forgot to give her the link, but if she is visiting, I'll have to tidy up. ^_^
The Draw a Stickman EPIC game is coming out today. I'm sooooo gonna play it.
I found the Girl Scout patches Whit lost from our last. . . hang-out session. Lol, I could've said playdate if I wanted to.
I'm convinced that I'm the only kid at school that still ties their jacket around their hips. My friend said (as a joke), "That's cuz' you're not cool." and I said, ". . . I'm okay with not being cool." and she said, "Really?" Pfff, cool people these days.
I wonder if I'm gonna have the same friends now in the future. Like, someone will host this weird get-together and we'll eat things off of Food Network.
Angry Birds isn't actually all that addictive.
It's sweet to see your teachers from the year before and they recognize you. . . Sweeeeet.
Eating stuff like lamb and duck kinda creeps me out. It's not chicken, turkey, cow, or pig, so I'm not used to it. I'm unprepared, basically. I guess I have a phobia of being unprepared.
My brother used to watch 100 Ways to Die. I heard about this one time where this guy laughed so much that he just died. I immediately stopped watching the show. I also stopped laughing for extended amounts of time.
Am I that kind of person that almost everyone could get along with? There's some people I wouldn't exactly call "friends", more like "innocent acquaintances". Or maybe just people that are too busy thinking about their image that they forget about their well-being. That's deep.
I wonder if I act differently online than in real life, or differently in real life than online. It sounds like one thing or the other, but it's different. Do I act more like me in real life or online? That's also deep.
Is being bipolar a bad thing? It's always associated with bad things. Is there such thing as "healthy bipolar"? Like, in class I'm quiet, but in free-time with friends I'm LOUUUUUDDD.
When I see a girl I don't know with mascara and lipstick, I automatically think she's snobby. Usually, it turns out she's not. I'd probably be the one at fault, but then I wonder if maybe that the girl's at fault because she wanted to be one of the girls that actually are snobby. That's also deep. And confusing.
I just realized "prejudice" is mostly used as a noun. I used it as, like, a verb. Or maybe an adjective. I mean, it could be used as a verb. But usually it's a noun.
Sometimes I wish I could just go the easy way out and copy others, but then I realize that would make me a hypocrite. I'd rather figure things out my own way than be accused of being hypocritical. Plus, I always end up with the better results.
There's a lady on Food Network whose name is Ina Garten. I always said her first name like "inn uh". I thought she sounded like a person that planted stuff (in a garden), and sometimes I said her name with a Swedish accent. But then I found out it was pronounced "eena" and all my hopes and dreams were crushed. :D
Eye shadow confuses me.
I bought this bag for school. Backpacks aren't allowed to be carried around at school, so I have a cool purse to carry some stuff that won't fit in my binder. People always ask me if I made it, or if it's made out of duct tape. No, people! I didn't make it, and it's made out of Mexican candy wrappers!!
Do you know the fabric I just cannot stand? Polyester. I always use polyester when it's cold--jackets, blankets--but I get shocked. Sure, blah blah, put on lotion, moisturize. . . Well, my HAIR isn't always wet, so that's where all that static comes from. GRRR.
I'm a fan of sarcasm, but sometimes I don't understand whether my friends are using it or not. They'll say something sarcastic like "I just love science projects", and I'll be like, "Wait, no, I thought you didn't like science??" and they'll say, "I don't. Sarcasm, Jazelyn." And I'm like ERRRRRRG!
Please tell me you guys use Google Chrome. Internet Explorer is soooooo slooooooowww. And Google Chrome uses spell-check! USE YOUR SPELL-CHECK PEOPLE!
It's weird when you don't know whether to say hi to someone or to just walk by. Sometimes I wait for them to make the first move and I look at them to see if they are. If they're not, I hope they didn't think it was creepy that I was basically stalking down their face to see if they would say here. That's probably confusing.
Don't you hate it when you talk about something really passionately to a friend and they respond with silence? I don't like awkward silence, so I usually make a long, loud sigh after I stop talking.
I must remember to say "monkey butt" whenever someone asks "guess what". JUST IN CASE.
Yeaahhhhhh, that's enough random thinking. I'm pretty sure I could go on longer, but that's just unnecessary. :)
It's another lovely day where I do nothing. . . except a lil' homework. . .
Hey, doods! Anyone wanna give me Ruby Red by Kerstin Gier for a very late birthday present or a very early Christmas present? Like, erg, I want that book.
RAWR. MY COMPUTER'S RUNNING SLOW. ADSLHFLSDKKFHSDFLSKHFSLDKH
Well, today, I cleaned up my school binder. It's a 3-inch binder, and it was totally full. Couldn't even close that well. And now, all that past junk in this here folder.
It says "where even dreams are sane", by the way. I have no idea why. And the actual folder is 1.5 inches thick with all the stuff in it. Which is a little under 4 centimeters, at least that's what my horrible ruler converting tells me.
Haha, my nails. I always have that urge to scratch off newly painted nails.
Ohmigosh. Pandora, anyone? I love it. Skit recently got it, but she thought the artist stations played songs by that artist. Yeah, it was kinda funny when she freaked out. I mean, *cough cough*. . .
Anyway, I added the "Dog Days Are Over Radio". You know, like by Florence + The Machine? It's, like, awesome possum. The first song I heard was Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap, and I swear that song was on a commercial. Like, anyone who's selling anything can go to Pandora, add the "Dog Days Are Over Radio", and pick any of those songs for a commercial. She-ya.
Did you understand any of that? It's a bit confusing.
(OHHH! IT WAS A COKE COMMERCIAL, I THINK! HAHAHAHA)
Okaaayyy, small round green vegetables!
Heh heh. . . love the title of this post.
Let's see, what're we gonna talk about today? Oh. OH! I know!
In English class, I'm in a group a five, and we have to write a story. I'm not telling you what the story's about, because I'm thinking of using our given topic for MY story for Sincerely-Hope's writing contest! . . . Maybe.
Complicated much? Oh well.
Anyway, did you doods know I have a TOOMBLORE????
Haha. Jk. It's called "tumblr". Anyway, it's woohoojazelyn.tumblr.com, and so far, I have ZIP on it. Nada. Zilch. Nuthin'. Zero. Except one measly post. (Ah hah! MEASLY! Words. . . Ha. . . I guess that's not as exciting as I thought.)
*gets goosebumps* ARGH! Either I'm cold or I'm emotionally attached to Again again.
Like, "Again" once again? Again by Bruno Mars again? Remember this post?
Yep, it was a long day on YouTubeRepeat. Oh no, I'm sorry, Listen On Repeat. (Gosh, people, stop changing site names.)
I'LL DO IT ALL OOOOOOOOVEEEEERRRRRRR AGAAAAAIIIN. . . FOR YOUUU!!!!
*shivers* Aslfhsdflsdkhf, I just got goosebumps again!!! GOOSIES!!!
I think it's about time I say goodbye. WE ARE FARMERS. BUM BA DUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!
It's amazing how much stuff you can learn in a period of time.
I was roaming around sincerely-hope's site, and I saw Kate 18's story, The Wilderness.
Did anyone actually READ THAT SUCKER??! It was great! Like, srsly, who's Kate 18? Does she have a site? She needs to send me the rest of that story, yo!! So far it reminds me of The Hunger Games, but WHATEV!!!! Less blood and gore, and that's a good thing! Since the page with her story on it is probably gonna expire when the next writing contest ends, I better write that story in stone. To keep FOREVER. Sooo, you can read her fantastical story after clicking "Read More" at the end of this post. It's her stuff, totally NOT MINE. Her stuff. HER HACKIN' AWESOME STUFF.
Sorry, I get ecstatic when I find good writing like dat. (Especially with a little bit of romance. . . erggg, I can't helpt it!!)
Anyway, you doods know AdorkableJ? It's okay, no mean gossip here, but I didn't know she was a fangirl! Like, she shipped stuff?
No comprehend-o? Eh, it's okay, fandoms are complicated.
Well, uh. . . Oh, yeah! The Wilderness story! Click "Read More" below! And remember, this is NOT MY WIRITNG!!!!
There's nothing worse than a hypocrite. . . I'll just leave it at that.
Wellll, bloggy time! Let's see, what I'm I gonna tell you today?
. . . Oh, yeah.
Well, my laptop's running s-u-p-e-r s-l-o-w-l-y. And it's making me ANGRRRRY because I'm trying to look at sincerely-hope's site and other blogs and my email, and it's taking a long time.
But enough of the first world problems, let's go on to NAILS!
If you're a guy, then, sorry, you're just gonna have to skip this part, but c'mon girlies. We all know deep down inside, you want your nails to look awesome possum. For me, "awesome possum" means CRAY-CRAY!!!! And cray-cray means lotsa colors and textures and awesomeness. I recommend Claire's sparkly nail polishes. I could just kiss each and every one of them. - 3 -
Buuuut, with an on-the-go gal like me, I need those sparkly suckers to dry! Soooo, I have this Quick Dry clear polish that costs less than all the clear polishes! It's NYC (New York Color) brand, and it's Quick Dry! Let's take this Quick Dry to the test!
It's 11:28, and I'm about to color my nails all sparkly.
It's 11:33, and I'm about to put a second coat on my nails.
It's 11:39, and I'm about to put on the Quick Dry.
It's 11:42, and I can already touch the first set of nails.
It's 11:43, and I can touch all of my nails.
It's some quick stuff, right there. And my nails are awesome!
Lastly, a song! This is February Song by Josh Groban. The chorus is awesome, and the pics are beautiful!
Hehhhh. . . That's it! Small round green vegetables!
Hey! Do you know what's funny? YOUR FACE!!!!
Because your face is hilariously beautiful. My face is EXTREMELY HILARIOUS because it is GORGEOUS.
Just some Jazelyn humor. ;)
I have another song for you! I would say it's "pretty okay". If only the verses didn't have that lady singing. . .
Oh, and Coldplay! COLDPLAY!!!!
Hee hee. . . I like many types of music.
Except those weird ones that are titled something weird, like "Death Kills". (I mean, c'mon. "Death kills"? Well, it's death. What else does it do? FEED YOU DOUGHNUTS?? *pff, I wish*)
Oh, hey! Remember in the olden days, where Lee and Crystal used to be the top 2 in American Idol? YEAH, ME NEITHER.
But, there is a small portion of what I remember, but a big portion of that small portion is their "Falling Slowly" duet.
Heh heh, Jazelyn math.
Well, it was EPIC. I can't really find any videos of the performance, but I can find the studio version. *searches it up on YouTube* Oh, haha. Nevermind. I see it. But, uh, you can look at that on your own time. . . It's short! NO ONE LIKES SHORT VERSIONS!! So here we goooooo!
See, if only the choir teacher somehow worked THIS into our performances! But noooo, it had to be Stodola Pumpa and Double Trouble. (I mean, nothing against Czechs and. . . Harry Potter fans.)
Well. . . bye!
Hey, did you guys actually see that one music post about Avatar OST 05- Reconciliation? Or was I just bamba-rambling to myself? AGAIN? Well, eh.
Anyway, I *finally* have some extra time to post some stuff! (Yeah, yeah, I don't have enough time to do On This Day n' stuff, but. . . be grateful! GOSH! And yes, I spelled grateful right!)
Soooo, Halloween. Apparently, Hotel Transylvania is the must-see movie at the moment.
Oh, and I'll probably be a Native American for Halloween. Notice how I didn't say "Indian". IT'S NOT THE SAME THING! Like, Columbus called Native Americans "Indians" because his goal was to find a direct water route to China (also called "Cathay") and when he landed in North America, he thought he was in India, thus calling the natives "Indians".
Yeah, I learned that from accelerated history. I'm not sure if dressing up as a Native America in history class is the best thing to do. . . Like, what if the teacher makes me act out something? And she'll be like, "So, Jazelyn, why a Native American for Halloween?" and I'll be brutally honest, by saying, "Uh. . . the costume looked cute." and she'll be like, "Well, Jazelyn, if it's all about looking cute, why not TRAVEL BACK TO THE 1700'S AND PRANCE AROUND IN THE FRENCH AND INDIAN WAR??! Why don't you see if you look 'cute' there? WILL YOU SIDE WITH THE BRITISH OR THE FRENCH?" and I'll be like, "Um. French." and she'll be like, "Why?" and I'll be like, "Well, I'm not sure about this, but because the British had to pay for the costs of the war afterwards. I think. But, the French did lose a lot of their land. . ." and she'll be like, "OH YEAH, A+ FOR YOU!!!"
It's a possibility. And my history teacher is nicer. :) And not that loud.
Wellll, gotta go! SEE YA EVENTUALLY!
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