Today is Mutt's Day! It's a special day for mixed-breed dogs! Who said purebreds get all the love? Do you wanna know what's really cruel? That my dog has to stay at a doggy hotel while I go on a trip!!! That's pretty twisted on Mutt's Day.
I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY, I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY, I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOOVE SOONG BAYBEE, AND I KEEP HITTING THE REPEAT-PEAT-PEAT-PEAT-PEAT!!!!!
Why did I do that, you ask? Well, here's the answer: I'M IN LOVE!!!
Just kidding. I'm not in love. But the real answer is: I'M MOVING AND I WANNA GET OUT OUTTA THIS PLACE!!!
Yeah, I'm kidding again. I'm not moving. Now, if you're a hardcore JAZZLER, you should already know that I'm goin' to a trip! Last time I checked, I said
I ain't tellin' you NOTHIN'!!!
Am I correct? Well, I'm still not telling you. ("I ain't telling you nothin'" formally means "I'm not telling you nothing", which also means "I'm telling you something" but really, I'm telling you nothing. Just an fyi.) Can't let those creepy stalkers get you down, am I right people??! *awkward silence* But if you're a stalker out there, let me give you some cliche` words of advice: You're only hurting yourself. Now let me give you some not-so-cliche` words of not-really-advice: You're only hurting yourself. But you're also hurting the person you stalk. So basically, you're not only hurting yourself. But you're really hurting yourself the most. Oh, and creepy stalker person, you are being dumb. And a stalker. And let's not forget creepy. And a little on the pale side, you should really get a tan. And HONEY! You need to lift up that chest, girl, you need to buy a new BRASSIERE at Tori's Secrets, sweetie!!! (Yes, I already knew the word "brassiere". And Tori's Secrets is actually Victoria's Secrets. Another fyi.)
But enough about stalkers! It's time for a happy, funky, monkey dance! And boy, that monkey is funky! It needs a bath, ya know what I mean, gurrrl?
Hello, people of the world. If you're out there looking at sites like mine and you're thinking, "Wow! I'm gonna make a site today!", just hold on there. The website biz is a whole other world. Let me give you the rundown of how things will go. NOW FOR SOME THIRD PERSON TEXT!!!
WHEN YOU ENTER THE WEBSITE BIZ
When you enter the website biz, you think everything's all happy and fluffy and you get to say whatever you want. And at first it is, because you're new and nobody really knows about your site. But you're about to change that.
WHEN YOU TRY SPREADING THE NEWS ABOUT YOUR SITE
You're a little websiter trying to tell everyone all about your site. You go on to all the popular sites, comment on their guestbooks, the whole deal. And now you're waiting for the visitors to just come pouring in.
WHEN YOU'RE WAITING
So you're just waiting. You had, like, three people visit your site. Your remember you commented on all the sites you could find. And you're like, "What the hooplah?? Where's everybody?" You'll wait a long while.
WHEN PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO YOUR SITE
Great, people are finally visiting. Even if there's only 15 people visiting, you think you're the luckiest person in the world. And you're being the perky person everybody must love, saying stuff like, "Ooh, comment, tell me what you think, would you like some fries with that?" Then you check your email and read some of the comments.
WHEN YOU READ THOSE COMMENTS
You're skimming over those comments. And most of them say stupid stuff like, "Um, try changing the design of the background!" Did you know that really they're muttering stuff to themselves more like, "Ugh, you don't put yellow text on white backgrounds! Amateur"? Yes, they really do think that. Well, you see those frilly, nice comments and then you realize that it's not enough. You need some inspiration.
WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR INSPIRATION
You're still a young websiter, so you don't exactly care about copyright and fancy stuff like that. So you go back to all the popular sites and nab all the popular gifs and stuff. And you post them on your own site.
WHEN IT'S UTTER PANDEMONIUM
"Those are graphics from my site, could you possibly take them down or give me some credit?" Again, with the frilly, nice comments. What they really mean is, "What do you think you're doing??! That's MINE! Take it down, you weenie-butt!" And you're like, "Okay! That's fine! I'll take 'em down, don't worry! Ugh, flubbernauts!!!"
WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE KICKING SOMEONE IN THE HEAD
Stupid people. How come they can't see how awesome you are? You feel like shutting down the site once and for all! You know, with soccer practice and band, you might as well. So you do.
WHEN YOU MISS THE WEBSITE BIZ
You're missing your site, people are swarming you with "I miss you"s, and you just come back and start out fresh. You get in the hang of things. After all that, everything's pretty peachy.
WHEN EVERYTHING'S PRETTY PEACHY
It'll be quite peachy for a looong while. You've finally got down HTML and stuff, and people love going to your site. And you're singing at yourself in the mirror because you're on top of the world. You're, like, a websiter teen. And oh look, some websiter babies are coming along.
WHEN YOU GREET THE NEWCOMERS
There will be new people entering the websiting biz. And you will be there when they come. They tell you to visit their site, just like how you did to others when you were new. So you visit it with such high expectations. And you are mad!!!! You see that site and are either "What?? This is horrible!!!" or "What?? This is fantastic, how come I'm not like that??!" They'll always have some copyrighted material, though. But of course, you have to give them the frilly, nice comments. Eh, you'll get used to it.
WHEN YOU'RE A WEBSITER OLDIE
You're pretty old in the website biz. You're basically retired from the the adult stage. Now all these websiters are coming and treating you like you're royalty. "Omg, ur sit is gr8!!! u shud check mine out" (Honestly, you can't stand that texting lingo.) And when you do check their sites out, your wise heart understands everything. Oh dear, this websiter is being unoriginal and acting like a hyper, random tween girl. Just like the rest of them. You would have enjoyed this kind of cliche` stuff as a websiter teen, but now you're just sick of it. You're not gonna say it, though. The frilly, nice comment strikes again. You realize how much better off your site is when you put your own unique twist on it. And then you and your old self watch websiter babies evolve while you're in website biz paradise. . .
In short, you start as an inexperienced baby that acts like the popular sites. As you grow, you feel really good about yourself. Then, you hit a bump in the road, but you end up going back to the drawing board again. When you start learning all this stuff, you feel like you know way more than other websiters and you are AWESOMETATIOUSFUL.
I. Lub. Moosic. Not um, this:
What I mean is music. I love music!!! In case you don't already know from the All About Me page, my favorite artists are:
OneRepublic is a lovely band, Christina Perri is a grrrreat (Tony the Tiger catchphrase intended) solo singer, and Yiruma is a fantabulous piano music composer. Yes, I also listen to something not totally pop-y.
Now lemme go talking about Yiruma. He is awesome!!!! He plays the piano, and drabbles a bit in the piano music department. And when I mean a bit, I mean a lot. Lemme show you a lil' something something he played!
Soooo. . . Anyone wanna get me all of his albums? And all of OneRepublic's albums? Oh, and Christina Perri's, too? For my birthday? Pleeeeeeaaaase??? C'mon, at least one album for each artist? No? Well, you win some, you lose some. And this case, I won nothing. Woot woot.
SMALL ROUND GREEN VEGETABLES!!! (Peas? Peace? No? Still losing some?)
National Milk Chocolate Day. Like, what da crap? I though it was "chocolate milk", not "milk chocolate"!! Eh, oh well. Drink up your coco milk!
So, on Tuesday, I'm going on a little trip to *mumble mumble*! Oh, didn't catch that? I'm going to *mumble mumble*. Yeah, that's right, I'm not telling you. But it's gonna be soooo fun. I'm gonna go swimming and have fun and play video games and have fun. Those are your first clues: I'm going to a place that has water and game consoles. So basically, you still have no idea where I'm going.
COOL BEANS!!!! Or hot beans. If you like your beans served warm.
Omg, I love saying that! I had to do an experiment about lima bean growth affected by heat. And my group members weren't sure how to name the experiment. And I came up with, "Cool Beans. . . Or Hot Beans?" The title didn't stick, but one of the group members and I kept exclaiming "Cool beans! . . . Or hot beans!" whenever we had the chance. And now I use the "Cool beans, or hot beans. If you like your beans served warm" quote everywhere. In emails, in comments. . . in blog posts.
Hey doods!!! (I like spelling "dudes" like that.) Did you know Randomthingyz has a chatroom? You can go here and chat it up.
HYYYAAAA! EEZA BAH-DYAAAAA!!!!!! HOI ZE BAH DOHHHH! HOOKA DA EEE-YOOO!!!!!
That was me pretending I was in a jungle, swinging on a vine, singing incoherent words loudly. I can't believe how distracted I get someti--Oh look, a marker. I FEEL LIKE PROFESSIONALLY SIGNING SOMETHING!!!!
Minutes later. . .
Guess I get a little carried away. Wait. . .
More minutes than expected. . .
*yawn* I'm bored. Peace!
I'm using my weebly app to post this. I'm watching the Olympics, y'all!!!!
Hello, welcome to the Quickpollz. Here, you comment your answer to the pollz we give you. Today, there will be more than one poll. You can comment your answers! Let's take a visit to the Quickpollz fast food joint.
1. Walk in or drive-thru?
a. Walk in
2. Welcome to Quickpollz. How may I help you?
a. Let's get some food!
b. Let's answer some polls!
3. Good choice. What would you like to have today?
a. Ummm, the 12-piece chicken bucket. . .
b. Ummm, the coleslaw. . .
4. Okay. Would you like that spicy or mild? (lol, let's hope you didn't pick coleslaw)
5. Great. That'll be $13.59.
b. RIP OFF!!!!
THE END. XD
Sooo, today is the start of the Summer Olympics and it is also Take Your Pants for a Walk Day!
*noo noo-noo noo noo noo noo noo* That was me mimicking a weird horn instument. Because today is the start of the SUMMER OLYMPICS!!!! *noo noo-noo noo noo noo noo noo* The Olympics, if you don't already know, is a fantabulous 2-week event of awesome games and sports and awesomeness. It happens every four years.
On TYPWD, take a walk. With your pants on. Cuz' ya know, there's always some seven-year-old down the block that just loves taking walks without pants.
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