For Halloween, I'm "transforming" into a referee.
And my brother is transforming into this:
Well, he WILL be this if he makes his mind over Tinky Winky or 3 hole punched Kuya. Lemme explain: My brother, Kuya, happens to be interested into "The Office" now, and there was the Halloween episode. So an employee named Jim was in a white shirt with 3 black circle pieces of paper on him and said, "Hey. I'm 3 hole punched Jim." Duuuuuummmmmb. What's funny about the whole Tinky Winky ensamble is that my brother picked out the costume, and that my bro was Timky Winky on Halloween when he was a toddler. So my mom's so happy so she can get young Tinky Winky photos with old Tinky Winky photos and put them side by side in a scrapbook to see the transformation. (My mom's a total picture freak.) Well, gotta go!
My brain is fried!! I looked at illusions all day... Think about, 208 pages of awesomenes!!!!!! I only got to the seventy-somethint page, though. Anyways, here are a few illusions I though were pretty cool. (Actually, all of them were pretty cool, but ya know what I mean.)
5 days off! See, tomorrow is Nevada Day (1 day off) Saturday & Sunday (3 days off) Monday and Tuesday is Staff Develop Day at my school (2 days off)! 5 FREAKIN' WHOLE DAYS OFF!!!!!! Woooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooo
Yesterday at my school was the Hervest Festival. This year's festival was waaayyy better than last year's! We have a petting zoo (although I think it was just for the little kids who hate to be scared), a better Haunted Halloween, bunch (or was it there just 5 or 6?) of games, and free popcorn & cotton candy!! Yuuuuummmmm. Welll... that's it!
Today at school, we had this event called "Wax Museum". It's this event where all the 5th graders (like me) get assigned a famous person in history. Then on some special day we dress up as our person and pretend to be wax figures-so we're graded on being all stiff and no talking. I was Hernando Cortes!
Yawwwnnn... I'm bored and tired. Byeee....
Ok, so this I got from www.aol.com, and it's awshum! (a bit)
Jane said looking at herself in wax form was freaky. She explained that when looking at a person in a coffin, they're all waxy. So looking at a wax figure that looks like yourself is like visiting your funeral... And here's a little slideshow of pictures!
Now like I said... MORE NEWS!
UFO sighting in China!!!!
Mysterious, yes? Are those little aliens on top? Or just humans on a huge flying glowing plate? Hint, hint.
Inner quirky yet annoying self: Orange
Camera man is with us. He has the evidence that inner quirky yet annoying self is EVIL!
Let me out of this thing!!!!!
NO! (to camera) Hey. I just trapped Jazelyn in a fake soda machine. I planned everytime someone wanted Coke, they wouldn't get Coke, no, they'd get a piece of Jazelyn's arm! HAHAHAHA!!!
If you don't open this door, I'M TELLIN' MOM!
Puh-LEESE! Telling mom was in the olden days! Oh, heeyyy! You know what's fun to say? Yepperoni pizza & cheezers & awesometatiousful! Oh, & billabong ding dong day!!!!
If you don't release me, I'm gonna knock this dang torture box down!
Ohmygosh, you weren't kidding, huh?
Speaking of 4, wouldn't it be cool to see a chicken with 4 legs?!
Pee & 3 rhyme!
*camera fizzes out, no picture or sound is coming*
*camera man turns on camera*
The soda machine is gone. Inner quirky yet annoying self is gone. Camera man walks out of Jazelyn's house and finds a soda machine about to be thrown away. Inside the machine we hear...
You can't throw me away!! I'm a somewhat human being!
*Jazelyn smiles to self, camera watching*
The deed is done.
*Jazelyn walks away, still smiling*
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