i rock at math
Me? Sarcastic?! Noo...
Person 1: I was listening to Eminem last night.
Person 2: You were listening to CANDY?!!?
Reading is for awesome people.
I spent all summer waiting for Kool-Aid man to burst through my wall.
Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "Blah, blah, BLAH"
My friends are crazy but I love them!
Girls... Don't cover your beautiful faces with makeup!
Sometimes all a girl needs is ice cream!
I love school! Except the learning part. It's gotta go.
We're the type of friends that don't know why we start laughing. So we laugh harder.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
By the time you finish reading this you realize you have wasted 5 seconds of your life.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
People are like Slinkies... Basically useless & yet it's so funny to watch them fall down the stairs.
I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they would make smores.
Did you know dinos go "rawr"? Yea, I'm random & proud of it.
Eat my cookie & I'll eat your FACE!
This stuff I made up myself.
My parents call it studying. I call it torture.
...Yeah, that's all. BYEE!